just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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