YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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