I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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