Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.