Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*