do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome