Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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