yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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