Walk of Shame. In a state park.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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