Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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