Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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