I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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