how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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