I wish i was in the wii world.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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