The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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