If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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