i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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