Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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