Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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