I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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