My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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