We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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