You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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