Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Acid is not a monday night drug
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
How naked do you want me to be?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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