this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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