just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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