Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Bring me that man meat
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.