Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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