I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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