Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
