No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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