my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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