I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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