My brain says no but my pants say off.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
How does it feel to date your dad?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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