Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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