OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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