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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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