Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
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can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.