Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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