I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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