woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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