I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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