We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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