Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
