and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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