If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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