So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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