Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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