plz talk dirty to me
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I faked an abortion last night.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
