I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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