5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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