i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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